Ways On How To Kill A Fire

Di Epektib Gawin:

1. Paypayan ang bunganga

2. Magmumog sa gripo

3. Maglagay ng toothpaste

4. Itapat ang bunganga sa electric fan

5. Papakin ang asukal


Epektib Gawin:

1. Dilaan o isubo ang malamig na kutsara

2. Magmumog ng Listerine

3. Kumain ng yelo

4. Itapat nag bunganga sa aircon

5. Kumain ng ice cream kung sosyal ka at ice candy
na lang kung wala kang 'atik'


Proven and Tested: Ginagawa ko ang mga iyon pagkatapos
kumain ng Boy Bawang na ibinabad sa maanghang na suka...

I'm Genius

Husen: Oi, Jas, di'ba matalino ka?

Jas: Hindi naman, magaling lang talaga ako! Bakit?

Husen: Bakit ang aso tumatahol, ang pusa agmimiyaw???

Jas: Alangan namang magmiyaw ang aso at tatahol
ang pusa! Katanga muh naman!

Husen: Ai, oo nga, noh?! Eh, bakit ang nunal kulay itim,
ang uling kulay black???

Jas: Alangan namang kulay black ang nunal at kulay
itim ang uling! Katanga muh talaga!

Husen: Ai, oo nga, noh?! Katalino muh talaga, ehehe!!!


Moral Lesson: 'Wag magtatanong sa galing-galingan dahil sa bandang huli, magmumukha ka lang bobo dahil nagpauto ka sa mga sinabi nya...

"May mga bagay sa mundo na kahit anong gawin mo, hindi talaga pwede...

'wag mo nang pilitin kasi , lalo ka lang masasaktan..."

To make it simple, kung masakit ang ngipin mo, 'wag ka nang kumain ng Boy Bawang...

Sundown

Post ko lang po ang isang 'cute story' na ginawa ko a year ago. Na-inspire lang kasi ako sa movie na 'Twilight'. Pero hindi ko po yan ginaya...

If anyone who watches the sundown right at this moment, he might wonder why is it so good to watch it until it fades. The feeling is glorious because it fades out along our pains. Though, it is really hard to tell the reason why.

I am a vampire. And every vampire loves the Sundown. It marks the beginning of our feast. The sundown is the helm for everything for us.

I have a girlfriend and she is a vampire, too. Everytime the sun sets, we watch it together. We hold each other's hands , then a smile will break up the sacred moment after it fades out. We watch the sundown everyday. It is our favorite part in a day.

One time, i came to a long sleep and was woke up by my friend that my girlfriend was shot by a bullet after an attempt to suck human blood. Tears began to fall arom my eyes as i watch her trying to catch on her breath.

I asked her if she wants to watch the sundown with me. She asked if the sundown is yet to come. I looked around and everything are turning into orange. Then i told her that the sun is setting.

Then we went ot our favorite place where we always watch the sundown. "It is beautiful, " she said. But it came to our surprise that our skin feels the heat. It was very hot...

I looked at her. Her eyes were closed and i could no longer hear her heartbeats. She's dead. The sundown is beautiful and glorious but it was not sundown. It was SUNRISE...

Moral Lesson:

"Not all oranges are sunset or sunrise, thay can be sweet and sour,..
or sometimes bitter..."